Three Days!!

An Ann Arbor area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes.  He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table.  Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examing the body.  He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in it's rear end.  Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard the Michigan Wolverine fight song come out of the guy's ass.

Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor.  "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."

Annoyed by the naivete' of his assistant, he said OK and followed him downstairs.  "There, look at the cork in the rear end of that body.  I couldn't imagine what it was doing there, so I pulled it out.  Please, you do it."

The mortician was a big surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork.  Then the Michigan fight song started playing.  Exasperated, he replaced the cork in it's appointed position, turned to his assistant and said. "What's so surprising about that?  I've heard thousands of ass-holes sing that song."

GO BUCKEYES!!!!!