His next stop is Michigan. He walks into Rich Rodriguiz's office and Dick-Rod immediately picks up a golden telephone. After talking for several minutes, the coach says, "Thank you, God." and hangs up. The recruit says, "Hey, I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to ask God what college I should pick?" D-Rod says, "Sure, but it's going to cost you $750. Calling Heaven ain't cheap." Again, the young man explains that he doesn't have the money and leaves.
His las stop is Columbus, Ohio. Jim Tressel picks up a golden telephone, says, Thanks" and hangs up. The young man asks: "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God and ask him which college I should choose. Alabama said it was going to cost me $1,000. Michigan wanted $750. How much will it cost me to call Heaven from Columbus?" Tressel smiles and says, "Nothing, son. It's a local call."
GO BUCKS!!! MUCK FICHIGAN!!!