Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Live from the Birmingham Federal "Kat"Bureau

It was reported that a cabinet containing highly secured electrical equipment was breached by a well known feline known as....EKG.

Suspect....IN CUSTODY.....

Unfortunately the suspect was found in "limp" condition due to the fact the electrical equipment was used for suicidal purposes...but is currently under investigation.

JUST KIDDING...this cat is currently in the palace watching Scrubs on TV LAND....Channel 304.

We'll further investigate this situation tomorrow.

1 comment:

  1. Actually he was trying to get the playstation out so he could play Tiger Woods 08. now I'm in trouble cause I didn't lock the cabinet!